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Sand Demotivational Poster


TAGS: baby sandwich on nom
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by C

lolman - August 13, 2009, 1:18 am
its funny, but at the same time fucked up you would even do that to your kid, even for 5 seconds for a photo.. theres certain boundaries you shouldnt cross as a parent, this is one of them
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
He should not have been allowed to breed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:03 am
If that's true, then that sandwich is ruined.
Silvermist - February 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
That baby looks pissed!

FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.

BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”

TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by marms

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.

TELLING HER TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH - Make sure you can take her first...


BACON - Makes a damn fine sandwich

TAGS: bacon sandwich food funny
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by american1459

the dude - December 6, 2009, 3:52 pm
hell yea 5 lions for you brotha!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:43 pm
agreed, needs cheese, 4/5
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:52 pm
Needs cheese.
Spangle - October 10, 2009, 11:51 pm
Everytime I see this sammich, I always get a bit of heartburn. It's like, demonic or something.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 9:10 am
and a little drink to wash it down

MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.

VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter

TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967

EVOLUTION - ...thus proving religion doesnt exist. So stop your jihadist beheadings already

TAGS: sand niggers
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by gerne

Bartimaeus - March 2, 2010, 8:23 pm
Though, at the moment, I'm a ballerina...
Bartimaeus - March 2, 2010, 8:22 pm
...Domo arigato...
Treehodger - March 2, 2010, 8:18 pm
So Bart is Japanese? Hmm...
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 4:11 am
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:03 am
If that's so, then there must be a bunch of religious zealot jawas who are flaming the shit out of this right now.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 4:01 am
Oh and Paul Kondor whatever. you're right, common sense disproves all teachings of religion.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:59 am
Am I the first one to notice the tags? This poster is about jawas, not humans.
a name - July 4, 2009, 3:56 am
No, just the ones about life and the universe being created in a span of several days by an unseen creator. And the ones about a human being surviving for three days in a whale...
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 4, 2009, 3:51 am
Evolution does not disprove all teachings of "religion" anyway.
W - April 7, 2009, 4:25 pm
Yeah well if we're being specific "america" is two continents. Then again, being picky the Koreans have yet to develope claws and scales and the japanese... Hold on, the one bout japan was quite acurate
Joey Eagleton - November 24, 2008, 1:34 pm
If your gonna bitch about countries and continents, at least be smart enough to know "America" isn't one either.
Culos - November 11, 2008, 5:27 pm
Europe, Afrika, America - continents not countries.... Same stupid remark, what the fuck has this to do with the poster. It only shows how men evolved in different places asshole
geography? - November 11, 2008, 5:24 pm
japan and korea - countries not continents...
Alexiel - July 14, 2008, 1:54 pm
lol japan
CD player - June 13, 2008, 3:42 pm
I work with a computer.At least you have some fun running for your life.
Shtoink - June 9, 2008, 12:03 am
lol! i work with a hydralisk!


TAGS: knuckle sandwich squirrel
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:32 pm
Hehe I loves it. also some said they loved mad little animals? HII!!
firedog911 - February 18, 2011, 7:45 am
Friggin' love this... makes me smile every time I see it! Great Post!
Kelsey Morrow - February 17, 2011, 3:10 pm
i love little mad animals lol
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:08 pm
aw love it so cute
voodoo3535 - February 16, 2011, 6:48 pm
Great Iron Fist!
Zook - February 16, 2011, 4:11 pm

BOBBY SANDS - I can has cheezburger?

CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!

TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"

DESPAIR - Knowing that holding on tighter won't keep love from slipping away

TAGS: heart sand love
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

forseti - February 10, 2012, 9:48 am
Hat5 off! ;)
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:39 am
What they said. The pic just adds the perfect weight to the caption!
LiquidAngel - February 10, 2012, 12:26 am
This is very good 5L well deserved
TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 6:18 pm
A well deserved spot on the front page :) Such a beautiful poster.
mariand - February 9, 2012, 5:40 pm
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
plus your hands get all d5rty and wet :)
Rick69 - February 9, 2012, 4:54 pm
This is... lovely. Perfect picture + perfect caption = (^_^) + 5L + More love every now and then...


TAGS: vietnam war veteran sandwich nom
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Tony

MO - August 20, 2009, 10:08 am
No worries, the clown will take one bite and say.....meh! tastes funny!!! I should be working....my funny is busted...loong night myself..ciao mooooo!! Chow! I could tie that in with the above poster and you getting eaten by a clown..may be a good poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 10:01 am
I just got home...can't sleep....the clown'll eat me.
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:57 am
I'm at work.....logged on yesterday...the aliases are from my early timmy days when I didn't know from what's what...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:54 am
Hey it's G.I Mo. How's tricks?....and wazzup with the alias collection?
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
Frickin prime example of an.... AMSOME POSTER!!!! I like it! I like it alot!! 5+++++++

COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!

TAGS: chicken colonel sanders humor
Rating: 1.9/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

McTeaglefartsontitjew - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
Why is he Asian?
God - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
I wanna shove that drumstick into her wet, saggy, fishy cooter.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 7:17 pm
OMG! That comment brings an unsuspected aspect to this poster I hadn't considered! LOL!
Ch. - August 8, 2008, 6:24 pm
Ooh, foreplay!

ADVICE - Some can be invaluable

HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains

TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many upskirts as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?


TAGS: men love sandwich couples kitchen
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

chalkman3 - January 31, 2012, 8:20 pm
ok sorry
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:46 pm
I would. But only because the "you're doing it wrong" Jokes have gotten old.....and I mean O.L.D.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:40 pm
5L's love it, but would you care if i used this then said: Love, Your doing it wrong
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 11:03 am
Yeah, but he loves sex, and is soooo getting laid.
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:54 am
Don't do it! Don't do it!!!


TAGS: sand people
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

wampyre - January 17, 2011, 12:15 pm
In hindsight, maybe it wasn't such a great idea to cosplay as a Tusken Raider today...
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:14 pm
Sometimes racism is funny. this is one of those times.
Cubbybear - January 16, 2011, 11:30 am
I would have went with Droids.
azpete42 - January 16, 2011, 10:50 am
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 2:30 am
Sand people?


TAGS: knuckle sandwich
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 8:56 pm
Tee hee, Cranky made me laugh. 5 poodles


TAGS: jersey shore god hurricane sandy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by charliedb13

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:44 am
Natural Disasters: God's way of "Cleaning house".
Bolverk3778 - October 31, 2012, 8:41 pm
Must Agree. 'Jersey Shore' Gets my vote for the worst Tv Prog of all time. But on the up side the unemployment rate in NJ is about to plummet fallowing the wake of Sandy.


THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes

TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by JSburley

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


TAGS: liberals democrats obama sand congress war iraq muslim islam extremists
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:48 am
WTFO -- You are an amazingly, awesomely, absolutely mind-blowingly kickass person. God bless you, sir. God bless you. Say it with me now, gents... AMERICA -- FUCK YEAH!
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 12:29 am
loss of human life that directly resulted from them getting their way. So, I respectfully disagree with your assessment of Vietnam.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 12:29 am
protecting that many people is worth risking my life. What is remarkable about that time in history is those who protested the war, lied about our troops conduct over there, and subverted our efforts and morale, turned their backs and ignored the huge
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 12:27 am
To be fair, I wasn't there to see those we were defending running away, but with a communist force backed by China who can blame them. What I do know is that around 2.5M people were slaughtered by the communists in N Vietnam and Cambodia. As a serviceman
A Conservative - June 12, 2009, 5:09 pm
person I'm willing to lay my life down for, much less any MORE of our troops lives.
A Conservative - June 12, 2009, 5:09 pm
Just wanted to add something about what WTFO said. Pulling the troops from Vietnam was, IMO a good choice. Our allies, as you put it, who we "abandoned," were always running away from the combat that we were running toward. Not exactly the kind of
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:34 pm
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
of a "land of Allah" and gives them time to rebuild for the next attack. As a side, I think the irresponsible spending of Reps from 2000-2006 cost them dearly in the elections as well. However, the 2006-2008 Congress spent even more under Dems.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
kept us safe for 7+ years and against the war, that it dramatically impacted the elections. We now have a majority of politicians who have openly shown the willingness to withdraw from the war. That allows the enemy to claim victory by driving out US out
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:26 pm
that can be gained and it is counter to the "everything Bush does is evil" philosophy of the conservative haters. I say the enemy has won the publicity battle since they effectively turned (with liberal help) public opinion so far against a POTUS that
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:25 pm
enemy to win the battle in the public eye. On the ground we're kicking ass and doing great efforts in winning hearts/minds by building schools, soccer fields, parks, hospitals, etc. You don't get to hear about the successes because there are no ratings
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:23 pm
Very complimentary from someone who hates me, Robert. After being overseas in support of the war. I believe that the main problem with the Iraq war is the publicity aspect of the war. The far-lefties and their supportive media outlets have enabled the
Robert - May 7, 2009, 2:20 pm
I agree with WTFO's last 3 posts, and say to anyone who doesn't support the military to eat shit and die, also the problem with the Iraq war was the strategies they used not the war itself, if we won you would all cheer instead of whine.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:17 am
forces from carrying out the types of operations that would have won the war. All the while, protestors, the media, Hanoi Jane and John Kerry built hatred towards the military so my father could get spit at on his return.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:15 am
enough to get a Pres who didn't handicap the military by limiting the targets in the North and allowing us to bring maximum force on the enemy to break their ability to wage war. Unfortunately, the govt was too scared of pissing off China and kept our
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:13 am
Kmer Rouge is part of the killing I'm talking about. The fact that we abandoned our allies in Vietnam directly caused the brutal deaths of those who stood with us. Our military strength would have kept the enemies a bay. All we had to do was stay long
Sean - April 10, 2009, 12:50 am
I'd heard that the Kmer Rouge killed 2 million people in Campuchia -- are you referring to a different 2 million? And if so, how could the Americans have prevented the other slaughter?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:41 am
The dumbass (barockeva) forgot to mention that after the whining liberal media, Congressmen, and potheads successfully got the troops pulled from Veitnam that 2 million people were slaughtered there. Do you want to take credit for that too, dipshit?
Mark - April 7, 2009, 6:55 pm
Now I'm beginning to understand barockeva a little better. You get your information from "South Park." At least now it's clear what your source is. You might want to try The Family Guy for insight to world history and The Simpson's for economic strategy.
LogicDude - April 7, 2009, 12:43 pm
And all the while the war went on, it was Liberal hand-wringers in Congress and the press that bad-mouthed the troops.
Airman - April 7, 2009, 12:29 pm
Vietnam.. started by JFK, a liberal, escalated by LBJ, a liberal, and ended by Nixon..NOT a liberal.. I still loved it that he bombed them on christmas day..
barockeva - April 7, 2009, 12:27 pm
It was liberal pussies that got the government to quit throwing good troops at the waste that was the Vietnam war.
barockeva - April 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
You people need to watch more south park. If it wasn't for the liberals, the conservatives would have pushed countries like China too far and would have been nuked into the ground.
WTFO - March 16, 2009, 12:52 am
men and women who are risking it all for our freedom and the freedom of others. Respectful dissent and disagreement with war is never a problem for me.
WTFO - March 16, 2009, 12:51 am
To clarify the poster for Timmy-Bob, it targets the anti-war liberals who state we've lost the war, or are murdering innocent Iraqis, or that that the war is over oil. Basically, I'm against dumbasses who state ignorant positions that demoralize military
Mark - March 15, 2009, 3:43 pm
Thanks EGD but I must now turn my attention elsewhere. I smell a Timmy in the vicinity and must prepare for the witticism of an unencumbered mind.
Elder God Douchebag loves to hear himself type. - March 15, 2009, 3:41 pm
Of course now there's no way of knowing if he'd stick to his one-term promise or not, but I'd certainly hope he'd have run for re-election. Figure if you're going for President, you might as well be in it for the whole thing.
Elder God Douchebag - March 15, 2009, 3:39 pm
You know what I mean, though. Time does age everyone, but being President tends to make one age horribly. Also, I brought the soapbox back.
Mark - March 15, 2009, 3:18 pm
Hey! Bring that soapbox back here! You win...McCain is old. Although he said he was only going to run for one term, I think if the situation (at the time) warranted it he would have stayed. Time ages everyone. What did you look like 4 or 8 years ago?
Elder God Douchebag will shut up in just a second. - March 15, 2009, 2:34 pm
That, and he said he'd only run one term, which says to me that he knows he wouldn't be able to handle said inherent stress. I'll get off the soapbox now.
Elder God Douchebag - March 15, 2009, 2:33 pm
Reason I said that was this. Look how being President ages people. Not real well, right? Hell, Bush looked semi-decent when he went in, looked old as hell coming out. Something tells me McCain couldn't have handled the stress inherent in the job.
Mark - March 15, 2009, 1:27 pm
McCain was able to get it up when it counted...in 1967. And then he kept it up for 5 and a half years. As for BHO or anyone saying he wouldn't last one term, maybe they should tell that to John McCain's mother.
Elder God Douchebag - March 15, 2009, 1:18 pm
I thought he attacked McCain on the basis that he was old and wouldn't last the one term he said he'd run...Wait, that's what I attacked him for...McCain can't get it up anymore.
Toussaint - March 15, 2009, 11:48 am
Now I hear BHO is planning on taxing employee health benefits to pay for his stimulus package-debt. And to think, during the campaign, he attacked J.M. for the very same thing he's planning on doing now.
Mark - March 15, 2009, 11:19 am
Bob - I see you've been a busy boy this morning spreading your liberal commie view point. Go right ahead, it's a free country for the time being. Enjoy it while you can.
Bob - March 15, 2009, 9:09 am
I just love the fact that Republicans think people are Un-Patriotic Saddam-loving Commies if they don't believe what the hell they say and follow what they believe. Fucking Morons, the lot of them.
Sean - February 7, 2009, 9:32 pm
See what blowin' yer defence budget on the war in Iraq got ya -- yer air force is practically flyin' crop-dusters now. Though I do applaud the retro uni's -- VERY shiek.


THIS SANDWICH - Was made by a man.

TAGS: sandwich
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by gole311

MissPriss - July 14, 2012, 5:34 pm
Should of got the wife to make him a sammich...would of looked better.
Sho - July 14, 2012, 11:26 am
It looks so fluffy and squishy. Cute
rerun - July 14, 2012, 11:22 am

Now I am hungry
Iconoclast - July 13, 2012, 10:09 pm
His name was Alexander Fleming, and he called his discovery Penicillin.


TAGS: picture is worth a thousand cubbys
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

forseti - September 28, 2010, 7:01 am
animated pictures: http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/katy-perry-boobs.gif
CoolioIndeed - September 28, 2010, 1:45 am
Funny sketch. Funny poster. 5 perry berries.


TAGS: hungry horny make me sandwich
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:18 pm
Oops... fail on the moderator's part.
TheSanityInspector - December 20, 2011, 12:27 pm
It's okay, Leighton, we see what you meant: "If you see us without an erection, please us and then give us a sandwich."
mariand - December 20, 2011, 5:55 am
The idea is cool...I can get over that
LeightonESmith - December 20, 2011, 5:08 am
*give us damn i had a grammatical fail with that


TAGS: the cow that launched a thousand ships
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - November 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
the frenchies are very far north!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
they're probably Frenchmen from up north....Their opinion doesn't matter.
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 2:43 pm
Apparently Moo+, your fellow Manitobans fail to have your splendid sense of humor
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:32 pm
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
I was just providing a forum for those nice blue ballet slippers...plus cows are easy to find on the interwebs, en!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 12:16 pm
Et Tu? Bone Et Tu?.....How come everyone's picking on me?, I've never said a negative word to any of you guys.....Waaaaaa Waaaaaa.5

WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!

End of watch -


TAGS: metallica enter sandman
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 23, 2012, 10:48 am
@coombs - I agree, but didn't like the way it looked, so i put the missing line in the tag.. a picture of earth going from day to night didn't seem to fit with a hand..
Coombsy007 - March 23, 2012, 2:18 am
Brother you gotta quote the full verse. 5L's anyway
Greeny - March 15, 2012, 7:34 pm
I'm lost!? Boats throw me off

JESUS - He wasn't just hung from a cross!

TAGS: december challenge jesus left more than footprints in the sand
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - December 9, 2009, 6:04 pm
HA! 5Ls.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:18 pm
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 12:00 pm
Hahaha, slightly disturbing and great.
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 10:37 am
You'll be screaming His name for one reason or another!
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:24 am
Logic, you're going to hell for that one. 5 Tennessee Mules!!

SINK HOLES - They're damn sneaky.

BILLY MADISON - The Blonde's SuperHero

RUBIC'S LUNCH - Insert cheap joke about a 'square meal' here.


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L

CONFESSIONS - SANDUSKY "Father, forgive me! I've been sexually molesting young boys for years and years." PRIEST "I don't understand. What's the problem?"

SAND - Let me just help you brush that off

TAGS: sand ass
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by thegreenranger

thegreenranger - January 22, 2010, 3:06 pm
David A - January 22, 2010, 8:09 am
Epic Sandy Booty

WHITE KNIGHTS - This is how I think women see me on the internet.

CARMEN SANDIEGO - She Can't be far from my house. She was there last night.

TAGS: carmen sandiego
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by Johnny R.

Woody - July 20, 2009, 11:35 pm
Not touching that.
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 8:42 am
Hmmmm, you're imitating a Star Wars character and calling HIM a virgin?
yoda - January 6, 2009, 11:06 pm
virgin you are
NREEEOW - January 6, 2009, 9:00 pm
Yeah, on your screen while you masturbated.


TAGS: over nine thousand 9000
Rating: 1.56/5
Movie Buff - November 4, 2009, 1:21 pm
Learn your fucking movies. This is a classic. 1.21. He fucking screams it. Jesus.
jay - July 4, 2009, 6:01 pm
its 1.21 gigawatts
beaux - June 12, 2009, 8:43 pm
1.21 gigawats

CARMEN SANDIEGO - Pre-teen boys still hope to find her in their pants.


TAGS: snow sand man sad cubby
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

tellitlikeitis - December 25, 2010, 12:47 pm
From Ontario, Canada, you can also have this snow Cubbybear! 5 Lions.
deerbag - December 25, 2010, 7:27 am
from high in the Appalachian mountains I wish I could send you some of our show
Ed-Hyde - December 24, 2010, 10:23 pm
from the beaches of the east coast, come visit, we might get a slushy christmas.


TAGS: beach sand walk urge rerun
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by rerun

Mirromere - December 15, 2010, 8:15 pm
Damn. *whistle*
Cubbybear - December 15, 2010, 8:07 pm
watch out for the crabs! Woof!

FOOTPRINTS - Sometimes they lead to a very dry corpse.



TAGS: sandy bottoms
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by culos

shmoe13 - January 1, 2011, 7:47 pm
can i get one of those applications too
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2010, 7:35 am
So where do I turn in my resume for sand applicator?

SANDWICH - All he needs right now

TAGS: sandwich fatboy
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Serdar Bayraktar

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:41 pm
NO cheese please...

JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler




TAGS: cyber nations cybernations polaris bob sanders vox populi cybernations
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Michael von Preussen (made by Nintenderek)

GreatWhiteHype - February 2, 2010, 12:36 am
just tried it.... wow not fake
Huh - June 6, 2009, 10:04 pm
See doesn't start with a P.

Sand Castles -


TAGS: beach sandbox playground piss off crabs
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:54 pm
Already nailed one with this picture :). 5L
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:18 pm
Don’t forget those cats, my fellow hound, those inglorious cats…………

BEACH GAMES - First one out is a s*ssy.


TAGS: rebellion perfectly good sandwich women
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2012, 12:04 pm
But they might throw it away and look at you funny for a while.
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 8:46 am
Dang, that's a great idea. No one would steal my lunch outta the fridge at work.


TAGS: sand grass barren incompetence
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:40 am
nice one! 5 prayers


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by giulio

Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Great! 5/5

EXTRA VALUE COMBO ALPHA - Let Fast Food Kombat Begin!

TAGS: mcdonalds ronald mcdonald burger king kfc wendy s colonel sanders
Rating: 2.55/5

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LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 7:36 am
Who knew Wendy had such a nice rack???


TAGS: hummer girls stuck sand
Rating: 2.55/5

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Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 4:03 pm
There's a Hummer in this picture?
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 11:04 am
True, but being dressed like that it wont be hard to get helped out

CARMEN SANDIEGO - Finally, she's been sighted again!

TAGS: carmen sandiego
Rating: 2.35/5

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the ninja - August 30, 2008, 5:24 am
haha, where is she though?
Ur Mama - August 7, 2008, 1:18 pm



TAGS: sand play home flirt fun
Rating: 4.87/5

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yipiyip - May 7, 2012, 10:34 pm
Thanks guys! And I don't know Lord, but I gave this one a lot of thought before posting, which I plan to do with all of my future posters, too. As I'm told, that's the secret. :D
Reality Lord - May 7, 2012, 1:54 pm

one question...how will you ever follow up with such a strong first poster :). very VERY well done
Sho - May 7, 2012, 9:38 am
Budog - May 7, 2012, 12:51 am
Chaching! 5L
Greeny - May 6, 2012, 10:27 pm
rerun - May 6, 2012, 8:38 pm

WOW!, homerun on the 1st poster.

The Nephilim -

TAGS: hair nephilim sandwich
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - March 6, 2015, 5:23 pm


SANDWICHES - I warned him that this bitch wasn't going to make them anymore ...

TAGS: sandwiches warned him bitch not
Rating: 4.71/5

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MPsniper - June 14, 2012, 5:20 am
ok...now go open the dryer...and fold the clothes.


TAGS: hopefully not sands of iwo jima
Rating: 4.61/5

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GuinnessTroll - September 3, 2010, 12:39 am
Mine was "Wild at Heart". Good music. Kinda violent. Someone lost a hand.
motifake - August 1, 2010, 11:11 pm

OOooowned! oh wait... f***
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:31 pm
Superb, Airman!
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 7:21 pm
ok, you got me, but it was only like 5 or 6 monkeys.
ICEMAN - July 30, 2010, 7:20 pm
Yeah, right, ok.
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 7:14 pm
I'm just kiddin around Ice =)
ICEMAN - July 30, 2010, 7:05 pm
Your first sexual experience was with 12 monkeys??? You're a lonely person aren't you?
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 7:02 pm
mine is "12 Monkeys"
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 6:54 pm
or Silence of the Lambs =)
CpnKangaroo - July 30, 2010, 6:45 pm
could've been worse like fistfull of dollars
ICEMAN - July 30, 2010, 6:43 pm
Heh, heh, heh. Who told you? I thought the court quashed that. 5L
Bovee - July 30, 2010, 6:26 pm
great expectations! 5l"s
Chompers - July 30, 2010, 6:00 pm
Veggie tales
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 5:38 pm
Pee wee's
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 5:38 pm
Thank God nobody said, Pee's BIG Adventure. 5/5 Personally I would say, 2Fast 2Furious
GodsWorshipMe - July 30, 2010, 5:30 pm
enemy mine
Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 5:06 pm


TAGS: barbershop quartet enter sandman
Rating: 4.59/5

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LiquidSquid - December 24, 2010, 3:43 pm
I want one of those suits. Maybe the baby blue one.
Hawamleh - December 24, 2010, 7:30 am
there is too much molestation when you're a goat, but you wouldn't know that.
Claire - December 22, 2010, 7:27 pm
Haha! Merry Christmas. (:
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 6:53 pm
No response I can think of would be appropriate...happy Holidays Claire!!
Claire - December 22, 2010, 5:24 pm
There's no such thing as too much molestation, Moo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 5:15 pm
I like it. 5L....I need to sleep now.....Off to never never land! (not to be confused with the ranch, I've had my fill of Molestation)



TAGS: there s nothing better than good sex but bad sex a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex
Rating: 4.15/5

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rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:43 pm

If that is anything like quicksand...I could drown in its goodness.
Derek - August 10, 2010, 9:34 pm
That appears to be a wichsand

BLISS - She's found it. You're stuck at your computer. Damn it, so am I!!!

WHITE TRASH CRYOGENICS - Duh...you need to be DEAD first... ...nevermind, running out of air in 10... 9...8...

A SINGLE TEAR - A picture is worth a thousand words; A single tear is worth a thousand pictures.

jolly old elf? cia spook? -

TAGS: sandy claws
Rating: 5/5

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observingthisplanet - January 14, 2014, 5:43 pm
"My favorite song?" Oh, I don't know... I guess it's EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE by the police.


SUBWAY FLOODING - Am I the only one worried about the C.H.U.D.s? Can they breath underwater?


TAGS: mutton lettuce tomato sandwich
Rating: 4.29/5

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Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:09 pm
"Haff fun stor-ming da cassle."
spinninnzen - April 7, 2011, 8:48 am
There so perky! 5L's with a chocolate coating... makes it go down easier.

WHAT DOES A SANDWICH AND A BJ HAVE IN COMMON? - The amount of bread you have is in direct proportion to how much she'll take.

HOLY COW - socks and sandals, really?

TAGS: socks sandals cow
Rating: 3.8/5

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thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 10:34 am
Please check your PMs, Klara.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:01 am
Get the FUCK off me!!!!!!
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 1:59 am
OF course they're shocked... nobody wants that upskirt!
Cubbybear - May 8, 2010, 7:07 pm
The chickens look shocked...LOL 5/5

REALISATION - so that's how he got those scars!!

NAIVE - You were surprised to find out your tatted-up, motorcycle-mechanic husband who's been married twice, once to a porn star, and was sued for over $800,000 for fraud... cheated on you?

TAGS: sandra bullock jesse james cheater
Rating: 3.71/5

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Jmac0585 - March 31, 2010, 12:23 pm
Wives... who needs 'em! What was that?? I gotta go...
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 12:21 pm
I just asked the wife, she told me to go for it too! I don't think she was serious though.
Jmac0585 - March 31, 2010, 11:58 am
I agree, go get 'er Jake.
Bovee - March 31, 2010, 11:51 am
very true. oh well best of luck to you jake. go get her.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:39 am
Whatever, she's available again right? Nice! Is my tie on stright?

PRICELESS - Having a 'special place' to hold your putter

TAGS: golf female sport course gulbis sandolo women
Rating: 3.47/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 12:09 pm
damn giulio I totally missed this in my research before I made mine! Mine is way to close to this...my apologies brother!!! 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:11 am
Priceless... 5L!!
BeautyFromPain - May 3, 2009, 9:05 pm
Maybe I should start gettin' into golf hmm...

Conflict -

TAGS: conflict sandwich johnny
Rating: 3.37/5

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Wolfie - December 5, 2008, 3:50 am
Energy pretty much said it all. 5 lions
energy - November 19, 2008, 5:54 pm
hate mouthy bitches that don't take it in the butt. 5 lions.
uh huh - November 19, 2008, 4:03 pm
cuz that's how your mom does it right creatofuck?
Suh-weet - November 19, 2008, 1:05 pm
Ugh.. Hate the sexist posters.. 1 lion. -.-

SANDRA + SCARLETT - The kiss that lauched a billion hard-ons.

TAGS: sandra bullock scarlett johannson mtv movie awards kiss kisses kissing
Rating: 3.26/5

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angelous - November 7, 2010, 8:28 pm
hey!, calm down, you're not making any friends here. Banned, don't you?, LOL. I give you an advice: don't be a cry baby buddy, face the criticism and move along.
rerun - June 9, 2010, 7:56 pm

wow, I see this fine individual was banned twice today. that may be a record.
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 2:31 pm
This is why parents need to monitor their kids online activities! Maybe once sanitizer gets his big boy hair he will be able to surf the web unsupervised.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:45 am
It takes some talent to get all the mods after your ass.
Airman - June 9, 2010, 11:43 am
what a fun morning here at the clubhouse!
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:32 am
Me? No, well maybe just a little...Oh, you mean the douchenozzle? Yeah probably...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:30 am
What?....are you huffing glue?
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:29 am
Oh my gosh! I posted something on the interwebs and can't stand it if someone doesn't like it ! Oh Noes!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:24 am
It is our business, You're the idiot that posted such crap here and then couldn't take any criticism.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:22 am
Ha! you're pathetic. We don't fall for the troll game around here. We'll just have a good laugh at your expense.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo: Shut the hell up and mind your own business! mike34: Shut the hell up and mind your own business!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:13 am
We already tried that...Now we make fun of his parentage.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:12 am
LoL @ mike34
mike34 - June 9, 2010, 11:11 am
Dude, you really need to take some pills. If you really didn't care about them, why would you answer? Just hear them and make the next poster better. 1L for the poster 5l for making me laugh at your comments.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 8:48 am
No. Just mind your own damn business, that is if you can pull yourself away from raping babies for more than five seconds, ya' sick baby-raping creep!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:07 am
Looks like we have a new moronic mouthpiece in our midst! What's the matter sanitizer? Did your mommy threaten to kick you out of her basement?
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 7:46 am
No. You accept that no one cares if you're not impressed. Don't air your apathy here! Oh, and like you know how to clean up your own shit.
culos - June 9, 2010, 7:29 am
@Rerun: sanitizer does not equal sanity. I guess it's a fancy word for janitor.... Don't expect him to fully understand your comment...
rerun - June 9, 2010, 6:28 am

sanitizer - it is called criticism, learn to accept it and move on
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 5:41 am
Nobody cares if your not impressed. Keep your non-impressiveness to yourself.
rerun - June 8, 2010, 8:44 pm

this reminds me of the 99 bottles of beer song, make it 999,999,998
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:42 pm
Make that 999,999,999 hard-ons. Not impressed.


TAGS: news sandwich captain missing
Rating: 3.2/5

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spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:42 pm
Whoop! Whoop! Defcon:3 Fox News reports Military has lost a sammich. Scramble the j...wait...reports coming in...his wife ate it. False alarm people. So what was it PB&J? Baloney? Bring the wife in for a debriefing.

FOLLOW THESE THREE EASY STEPS - And you two can get your woman to make sandwiches.

STUPIDITY - How can she be in the kitchen making you a sandwich When she's ducktaped to the wall?

TAGS: stupidity sandwich woman chauvenist ducktape
Rating: 2.88/5

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kenny - April 29, 2009, 4:47 pm
yay sammich!

QUICK SAND - Sometimes that $h!t is real!

TAGS: quick sand yellow deep help halp equipment
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:38 pm
No way.... quick sand is real? This isn't just shopped?

Careful what you ask for... -

TAGS: make sandwich made sub
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - August 1, 2014, 7:07 am

I see ISM lives a BDSM lifestyle...

CHECK THOSE OUT - Those are some totally rad sandcastles Bro ...

TAGS: beach boobs totally rad sandcastle
Rating: 4.84/5

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Rick69 - April 19, 2012, 7:59 pm
... Must... Tear... Eyes... Away... From... The Poster...


TAGS: sand men dont melt cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - March 21, 2011, 10:14 am
Spring brings the rain...I'm happy
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 8:55 am
Happy Spring!


TAGS: beach sand water wedges
Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - May 7, 2011, 6:52 pm
nice fea5!


TAGS: sand surf sea footprints cubby
Rating: 4.47/5

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Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 5:52 pm
Nice, just wish trace evidence disappeared as easy as they do

SUMMER DREAMS - the worst part is when you woke up and you're still the same loser

TAGS: summer beach sand
Rating: 4.29/5

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SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 6:57 pm
Now *that's* demotivating!


TAGS: sandtastic
Rating: 4.17/5

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FOOSBALL: SPECIAL CUBBYBEAR EDITION - Promoting Breast Cancer Awareness and bringing back a CLASSIC Because BOTH are so important to men!

MAY WE NEVER FORGET - The 343 Brothers and Sisters we lost in the service to their fellow man on September eleventh, two thousand and one

TAGS: september eleventh two thousand one
Rating: 3.93/5

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Budog - September 15, 2011, 7:27 pm
As a former Fire and EMS professional, 9/11 had a profound effect on me,as it did all of us in the extended family. It is hard to explain unless you have been there...


TAGS: the mod that launched a thousand ships
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 10:03 pm
rerun - March 30, 2010, 10:03 pm

this is gold. Solid Gold Dancers too.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 10:01 pm
rerun... that's not an album, it's the mix tape you made for TOC.
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 8:11 pm
Sean - December 7, 2009, 1:19 pm
Ah well.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 1:19 pm
6. Mandy (Barry Manilou version) 7. We're Not Gonna Take It 8. Pappa Don't Preach 9. The Dream Police 10. Shock The Monkey
Sean - December 7, 2009, 1:15 pm
1. Sister Christian 2. Radar Love 3. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun 4. (I've Had) The Time of My Life -- interrupted 20 seconds in by Rick Astly's Never Gonna Give You Up 5. Sister Christian (oops) ...
thatonechick - December 7, 2009, 8:59 am
LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:50 am
Threw it out? Do you know how LONG it took to put together that mixtape!? I had to wait 6 days by the radio for that Foreigner song...dammit!

BEER - How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

TAGS: make me a sandwitch aswell
Rating: 3.71/5

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Treehodger - March 7, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.


TAGS: wow one thousand again paradise now onward sunset
Rating: 3.67/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 9:22 pm
And this is why lions mean nothing. Ronsart is responsible for so many amazing posters, this site would not be the same without him. Shithead's a shithead.
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 9:19 pm
No good deed goes un-punished eh Ron?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
Shithead...The best part of you ran down your mothers leg and onto the (public)bathroom floor....Take your BS somewhere else.
Airman - August 21, 2009, 7:16 pm
I guess Friday afternoon club has officially begun!
Shithead - August 21, 2009, 7:09 pm
You're all dumbasses if you think anything good, creative, or funny comes out of the shitfactory known as Ronsart. Retarded motifake, retarded motifake user, 1 lion.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:28 am
VOTE-WHORING It's the new tunnel!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 12:03 pm
Shithead is just a timmy with a hardon for Ron.......Not sure if you should blush or puke Ron.
Ed-Hyde - August 20, 2009, 12:00 pm
SHead, you OBVIOUSLY haven't looked around motifake much if you think THIS is the most developmentally disabled.
CANADA - August 20, 2009, 11:17 am
hey shithead,STFU and GTFO!
Shithead - August 20, 2009, 11:11 am
Are you kidding me? This is the single most retarded motifake I have ever seen. Ron, do you have Downs Syndrome?
MO - August 4, 2009, 9:42 am
Oh please let the sun set on this timmys last day! Please oh, Pleeeeeease!!!
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am
Arrogant Knight FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrogant Knight - August 4, 2009, 8:22 am
slive (jalford), I have PMed the admin about you. Expect to be banned.
slive - August 4, 2009, 8:21 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
Ed-Hyde - August 4, 2009, 7:44 am
Sharks I can deal with, its the zombies that have me worried.